someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

(via awittyusername)

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He wouldn’t take a picture with me but he decided to do this during my own #selfie… #newsunglasses
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*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via fivegum)

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